Idle Questions...

[athersgeo]

Why does toast land butter side down?

If a ham sandwich is better than nothing, and nothing is better than life itself, does that make a ham sandwich better than life?

Why is it the queue I'm in at the supermarket is always the slowest moving one?

Why do perfect strangers think they can see inside your mind?

Why does scrambled egg always stick to the pan, even when it's a non-stick pan and you don't burn it at all?

Does a bee flying backwards say zzub?

Comments

[antigone-ks.livejournal.com]

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

How hard is it to nail jello to a wall?

[freespirit127.livejournal.com]

Why do people squeeze themselves into a full subway if the next one is just one minute away?

Idle answers...

[cmar-wingnut.livejournal.com]

• The butter makes that side of the bread weigh more.
  
• Life is a ham sandwich.
  
• This is one of the great laws of societal physics: 1) The line I'm on will always be the slowest, 2) No matter how early I get up in the morning I'll still be late to work, and 3) Whenever I'm lost, inevitably the direction I walk in will be the wrong one.
  
• They can. (Bwaa ha ha)
  
• The thermodynamic exchange of egg stickiness energy particles nullifies the anti-bonding interaction of non-stick pans.
  
• I'll have to ask one...
  

(I'm very bored and in a silly mood...)

Re: Idle answers...

[athersgeo.livejournal.com]

*cracks up completely*