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athersgeoWhy does toast land butter side down?
If a ham sandwich is better than nothing, and nothing is better than life itself, does that make a ham sandwich better than life?
Why is it the queue I'm in at the supermarket is always the slowest moving one?
Why do perfect strangers think they can see inside your mind?
Why does scrambled egg always stick to the pan, even when it's a non-stick pan and you don't burn it at all?
Does a bee flying backwards say zzub?
