And I'm Up Because...

[athersgeo]

...actually, because I couldn't sleep - unfortunately, the rest of my body still thinks it should be in bed, preferably zz'ding away. I can't go into work until Mike the Mechanic (no, I'm not kidding, his name really is Mike) has been to fit a new starter motor to the car and he's not coming until 'first thing this morning - about nine o'clock' (DIMWIT THAT IS NOT FIRST THING IN THE MORNING!), so there was actually very little point in me getting up at 7am. Unfortunately, I couldn't sleep beyond 7am (despite trying). Nor could I get to sleep when I went to bed last night. So all in all, I feel like death warmed up.

The perfect condition to be writing evil narcotics overlord stuff, then...