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athersgeoIf you unscrew your belly button, does your backside drop off?
How come you never see baby pigeons?
Why, even after so many years of revulsion, do people continue to write Mary Sue stories?
Why are there so many people who've passed their driving tests in Bristol who still don't have the faintest clue how wide their cars are?
Why is it you feel more tired after a day of doing nothing than you do if you work normally?
Why do the people at the dead end of my street insist on parking so badly that it practically becomes a stunt drive to use the turn circle?
Why do cyclists consider themselves above the law when it comes to traffic lights and one way streets?
Just thinking...
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Date: 2004-03-25 03:42 am (UTC)> They're shy? Actually I think they just grow so fast, by the time they leave the nest they're full size.
> Mary Sue is immortal and eternal. She is one of the great archtypes of the human psyche. She will be here long after civilization has fallen. In fact she may destroy it herself.
> The same reason there are so many drivers in New York City who don't know what a turn signal is for.
> Are you kidding? It's hard work doing nothing!
> Because the people at the dead end are dead heads.
> Because 'cycles are cool, man! They're all Evel Kneival (sp?) in disguise!
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Date: 2004-03-25 03:50 am (UTC)